Thu, Aug 06
|Golden Gems
If I Cleaned Everything
Two former high school sweethearts, ne’er-do-well musician Dan and go-getter lawyer Nancy, are brought back together after a shared tragedy. The pair scratch at old wounds and hurl blame at each other over drinks, remembering why they fell in love, and why they could never hold onto it.
Time & Location
Aug 06, 2026, 4:30 PM – 5:30 PM
Golden Gems, 3108 Locust St, St. Louis, MO 63103, USA
About the Event
RATING | Rated R
Genre: Theatre
Warnings: Loud Noises
The play opens on a sparsely decorated living room in Dan’s inherited McMansion. Dressed in a black suit and sparring with some unknown demons, Dan attempts to record a new song he’s been working on to no avail. To release some of the pressure of his constant musical mistakes, he launches into a howling, bleating, bleeding rock song. As he attempts to unburden himself through song, Nancy enters the scene, and re-enters Dan’s life, totally unsurprised to find him having a fit, a common occurrence during their time as a couple. From then on, the night is full of familiar moments for the two: laughter, harmonic musical convergence, and many, many liquor-fueled acrid arguments.
Tickets
General Admission - STL Fringe
$16.00
+$0.80 Sales Tax
+$0.42 ticket service fee
Total
$0.00